You Know You Have a Large Family When...

You wonder WHY they make 4-roll packs of toilet paper.
You add a second (or maybe third) refrigerator.
You schedule bathroom time.
It takes at least 2 carts in the grocery store.
"Family Meal Packs" at restaurants are a laugh.
Your dream car is a Sunday School Bus.
Your family alone gets a group discount.
The bulk package of hamburger is a one meal serving size.
Your family vehicle is repeatedly mistaken as the church shuttle.
You laugh at the term: "Institutional size."
No matter the size, "It'll fit someone."
Goodnight and goodbye kisses, involves a line-up and head count.
You get the banquet room when you go out for family dining.
You wish the library had shopping carts.
Large appliances are bought in pairs.
It takes more time to pass and serve dinner than to eat it.
Consider the application of bathroom stalls for domestic uses.
People stop and stare, laugh or glare.
Life is full of the 3 'B's: Bulk, benches and bunks.
When you ask the dentist, ophthalmologist, and orthodontist if there is somekind of group discount.
Instead of a Christmas list, you have charts and graphs.
Diapers have been a staple on the shopping list non-stop since the 80s.
There is a line for the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Yogurt cups start to look like glassware.
A baker's dozen doesn't go all the way around.
You privately chuckle when others are worried about their dinner party for 12.
The checker at the grocery always asks if you are having a party.
Getting the family dressed for church takes longer than church does.
Wrestle with Dad time has to be split into two sessions.
You own more than four sets of bunk beds.
You think the house is empty with only five kids home.
Your grandson remembers you being pregnant.
You have considered purchasing a bus.
A trip to the restaurant supply store is your dream date.
You buy apples by the bushel and don't have any to can.
Your stock pot could house a small child.
The Tide company sends you a Christmas card.
When your friends can compare how long they have known you by the number of kids you had when you met.
When you have two small potties, thousands of training pants, AND a megapack of diapers in your house.
New neighbors think you run a daycare.
Three friends can ask you to baby sit their kids on the same day and yousay, "Sure, NO PROBLEM!"
You can leave your husband in charge of the above kids plus yours and know things will run smoothly.
Someone asks if you could use a place setting for 8 and you laugh.
Most of you children’s cartoon dishware is so old it could go for $100 oneBay.
You do your weekly shopping at Costco.
You know that your bathtub will hold 5 kids.
Your friends do not have to worry about bringing diapers, extra clothes,etc. when coming to your house.
Their kids think your house is the best place to play.
In little league, your children make up half the team.
The city could have your yard declared a public play area.
When your baby is a year old, the others tell you it is time for a "new"one.
~~Taken from http://www.quiverfull.com/